Am I Cool Enough To Wear These Boots?

Thank you for stopping by everyone. I’m in a bit of a predicament here, and I could really use some help. I was doing some Christmas shopping on Amazon the other day and I came across this pair of boots for sale. So I figured I would get myself a little gift. Treat Yo-self, right?

Those are some slick looking boots! The only problem is, I don’t know if I’m cool enough to wear them. These bad boys give off an essence of cool, an aura of confidence, just downright swanky. I imagine a guy who wears these boots looks like this:

You don’t need to tell me that I don’t look like that guy, I’m aware. Dude is a total Smoke-Bro. I’d comment AT LEAST 3 fire emoji’s on his Instagram pics. His coat has more buttons than most of my best dress shirts. I bet he doesn’t even get nervous when he talks to girls!

The Boots I’m used to wearing look like this:

↑↑ Those are some good boots. It doesn’t matter if it’s water, snow, shit, or a combination of all of them – your feet will be protected with those bad boys on! They just fit my personality much better than the other ones. Not pretty, but useful. You can count on these boots!

Who knows, Maybe it’s just time for me to face my fears and try my new boots out!

Please rate me 1-10, thank you.

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2 thoughts on “Am I Cool Enough To Wear These Boots?”

  1. Killer boots, man!

    I haven’t seen someone look so good in boots since Spongebob got the boots from the world’s greatest fry cook!

    To be honest, I have the same hesitations with “fashionable” clothes as you do. Probably comes from being bigger dudes. I think the most important thing about fashion though is the confidence of the person wearing the item. For as long as I’ve known you, confidence has never appeared to be somewhere that you’re lacking. Therefore, I definitely think you can rock them. 8.75/10

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