With election season in full force, I figured it was time for me to weigh in on it. Usually, I do my best to stay out of political debates, but I just couldn’t keep my mouth shut any longer! This is without a doubt the most important, and probably most polarizing debate that you will see this year! That’s right folks, we’re going to discuss which presidents are the most bang-able of ALL TIME! So, let’s get into it shall we?
5. Ronald Reagan
Before taking office as the 40th President, Mr. Reagan was a Hollywood movie star, and that is no surprise to anyone! He was a stunning man with a face made for the big screen. Somehow, even into his later years, he was able to fight off male pattern baldness and always had a thick, full head of beautiful hair. Reagan had that rugged, but gentle look to him. Sophisticated and Sexy. Forget daddy issues, that picture of him makes me think I have Granddaddy issues. Ronald Regan – quite bang able.
4. Bill Clinton
You can’t talk about presidents banging and not mention Mr. Bill Clinton. By far the most promiscuous president “Slick Willy” could probably talk anyone into sleeping with him. I just get that feeling from Bill that he would treat me to a good time, maybe warm me up by playing me a saxophone solo, and then just get real nasty with it.
3. Teddy Roosevelt
Just look at this guy. What a specimen, a real man’s man. I’m pretty sure the cologne scent “musk” is just bottled up Teddy Roosevelt sweat. Sometimes you just get the urge to be with a big strong man who lives in the wild, and Teddy epitomizes that. His foreign policy philosophy was “speak softly and carry a big stick” wouldn’t we have loved to see hit big stick. Were dick pics a thing in the early 1900’s? I feel like he would whip me into shape and make sure I get things done around the house. Bring it on.
2. Obama
This list wouldn’t be complete without the one and only Barack Obama. He’s witty, charming, and thoughtful, carries himself with grace, and above all, is pretty damn fine. I’m sure that after a long night of lovin’ Mrs. Obama feels the same way as the American public felt about his presidency “Satisfied”
1.JFK
I mean, c’mon, was it ever a question who would be #1? DAMN, just look at this man, he was the total package – the hair, the family (I’m a gold digger) the smile. Plus he has that whole affair with Marilyn Monroe. Ladies just couldn’t get enough of old Johnny Kennedy. And that is why he wins the prestigious title of “Most Bang-able President”
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