Howdy there gang! Hope everyone is doing well and is ready for a fantastic, gambling filled weekend! First let’s take a look back at last week:

Well, we had a positive week overall so that’s good! But unfortunately, the Money Shots just keep leaving a bad taste in your mouth by losing. But never fear, we’ll just have to keep cranking out some winners this week! So, let’s get into it!

Thursday – Denver @ Cleveland (-1.5)

On the surface, this looks like a real stinker of a game. The Broncos have been kind of underwhelming so far this year, meanwhile the Browns are more banged up than Lisa Ann. Everyone on Cleveland is hurt, I have no idea who will be playing for them, so for that reason I’ll take the Broncos and the points. Denver +1.5

Thursday – Louisiana @ Arkansas St. (+18)

Arkansas State is giving up the most yards per game in the FBS, literally, they rank 130th out of 130 teams in total defense giving up 584 YARDS PER GAME!! And if you know me you know I’m a sucker for the Ragin Cajuns. How do you bet against a team called the Ragin Cajuns?? Louisiana -18

Saturday – Wake Forest @ Army (-3)

Did you know that Wake Forest is 6-0? I think I did, but it still feels weird to see it, but screw it! Who am I to doubt the Demon Deacons? I hate to bet against the troops because I love the troops! If they weren’t the troops then I would have to be the troops, and I would be really bad at being the troops. I guess I’ll just have to sing the national anthem extra loud on Saturday to make up for it. Wake Forest -3

Saturday – BYU @ Washington St. (+4)

Washington State’s head coach and four assistants just got fired for refusing the COVID vaccine and are now suing the school. This whole situation sounds messier than my toilet after dollar dink night in college. Also, what a bunch of losers, and I’ll be damned if you catch me betting on a bunch of losers! BYU -4

Saturday – Tennessee @ Alabama (-25.5)

Tennessee +25.5. Idk because I’m fucking stupid. I really don’t have a good reason why but the thought of Tennessee covering against Alabama popped into my head this week, and now I can’t stop thinking about it. I’m as giddy as a kid in a ball pit down at the Chuck E Cheese! Betting against Bama is like a hardcore drug: It will lose you a lot of money, you’ll get addicted, and it will most likely ruin your life. But boy do you just keep going back to the feeling from that first hit. Chasing that high. Well, I’m taking my first bump of betting against Alabama and it’s all that has been on my mind for the past two days. Could you imagine betting against “Al-uh-BAM-uh” and winning? SHEESH! What a rush! Tennessee +25.5

Sunday – Jets @ Pats (-7)

Bill Belichick against a rookie QB? Sign me up! Also, Mac Jones continues to look better and better. Pats -7

Sunday – Eagles @ Raiders (-3)

Things just keep getting better for the Raiders in recent years. First, they get to ditch that shithole city Oakland and move to Las Vegas! Now they get a completely validated excuse to dump John Gruden. What luck! This for sure feels like an addition by subtraction situation with their former coach. Remember kids, just because you pressed delete on an email doesn’t mean it goes away! The internet always remembers!

Sunday – Indy @ San Fran (-4)

Anybody else feel like getting sucked back into believing in the Colts?? Well hop on! Wentz is healthy, Jonathon Taylor is a monster. Give me the Colts and the points! Colts+4

Sunday -Saints @ Seahawks (+5)

Look, I love Geno Smith, he went to West Virginia, a college famous for its love of burning couches, I also love burning furniture. Not to mention he was a part of maybe the most fun college football game ever – the 2012 matchup between West Virginia and Baylor that had a final score of 70-63 and 1500 yards of offense, including one of the most ridiculous lines ever from Geno as he  completed 45-of-51 passes for 656 yards and eight (8) touchdowns! But with all that said I really like the Saints coming off a bye week to cover here. I tell you what, with two QBs like Geno Smith and Jameis Winston in this game, it certainly will not be boring. Saints -5

Its that time again so gather around everyone, but not too close, at least not without some protective eyewear. It’s time for the Money Shot!

**Saturday – Cincinnati @ Navy (+27.5)**

Cincy is on a War Path and they are crushing teams. I mean really just giving it to their opponents lately, trying to make history as the first G5 team to make the Playoffs and I’m here for it. Plus, Fun Fact – The University of Cincinnati offers in-state tuition to the counties in Southeastern Indiana, including my home county Decatur, so I am going to claim them as my hometown team and you can’t stop me, I dare you to try. Cincinnati -27.5

Once again, I would like to thank all of you that read this dumb blog every week, Love you guys. Let’s get out there and be dumb together! So as always, comment, tweet at me, or DM me with any comments, criticisms, or locks you have!

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