The first one I’m going to talk about….IS THE CREEPY CRAWLER MACHINE. Look, when I heard Kyle say it, I yelled “YES!” out loud and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it. I immediately text my brother and he was clueless but I was like damnit this was life!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Okay – check out the ad: How fucking cool is that?! That happened in my house every day. Okay, so here’s the concept. You get a bunch of goo and some molds and a machine that gets hotter than the sun in like 8 seconds. You literally could smell the odor of burning goo every time you turned this on. It should not have been for kids – BUT IT WAS! Back in the good days when kids could run crazy and everyone behaved and life was simple. But I’ll never forget these machines. Here’s what a good day looked like:<\/p>\n\n\n\n That’s perfection right there. Okay, granted, once these things were made, there wasn’t a lot to do except scare your brother or toss into a box (like the above) but there was something so satisfying about creating a serious monster. Then, if you were really daring, you could MIX GOO COLORS TOGETHER TO CREATE A SPIDER THAT HAS LIKE BLOOD OR SOMETHING. Maybe my childhood imagination was so great that this machine sucked, but you won’t convince me otherwise. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Here’s a look at the mold you put them in:<\/p>\n\n\n\n And the final product:<\/p>\n\n\n\n I don’t know what it was. Maybe the mystique of burning my fingers or trying to be better than my older brother who had scary bugs…regardless, this one is an all-timer. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Did you ever have a Creepy Crawler machine? Did you ever burn your fingers to where it still impacts you today? Drop down in the comments and let us know!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" As soon as I heard “Creepy Crawler Machine” come out of Kyle’s mouth on the Christmas Special, I have been…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/opinionsanonymous.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/opinionsanonymous.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/opinionsanonymous.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/opinionsanonymous.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/opinionsanonymous.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=943"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/opinionsanonymous.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/opinionsanonymous.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/opinionsanonymous.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/opinionsanonymous.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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