Dallas: Look, I don’t know why Texas needs 2 teams, but here we are.\u00a0 What would Vince want the Dallas team to be named?\u00a0 Although Stone Cold is from Austin, TX (convenient, right?) there has to be a tie to him, right?\u00a0 Houston is technically closer, but that one is a given (see below) so for Dallas we are going with the Dallas Slobberknockers.\u00a0 Or Dallas Rattlesnakes?\u00a0 Yeah, it’s that one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Houston:\u00a0 Look, Vince is no dummy.\u00a0 For Houston, why not capitalize on some existing memorabilia, all while taking at shot at the NFL?\u00a0 The Houston Oilers are back, folks!\u00a0 Complete with their signature jerseys. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Los Angeles:\u00a0 Isn’t there enough LA teams?\u00a0 Never fear – how about another!\u00a0 There are about 900 wrestlers from California.\u00a0 Not even kidding.\u00a0 But let’s be realistic here.\u00a0 There’s one style of wrestling that is so, so popular – even if Vince hates it, it’s a home-run here.\u00a0 The Los Angeles Luchadores! <\/p>\n\n\n\n New York: Fun Fact – Vince Russo is from New York.\u00a0 Don’t know who Vince Russo is?\u00a0 Stop reading.\u00a0 Or go watch WCW Nitro from the 2000 era.\u00a0 He’s credited with some of the dumbest decisions in wrestling history (see David Arquette winning the WCW title).\u00a0 So how about another bad decision out of New York.\u00a0 Taking a taxi?\u00a0 Talking to people (they’re assholes). Let’s just do it.\u00a0 The New York Cockroaches. Seattle: Again, Adam took the good ones here.\u00a0 Seattle Sasquatches is the best sports name ever and is a huge miss every time someone passes on it.\u00a0 Adam mentioned it being wet up there.\u00a0 Is the Seattle Squirts too much?\u00a0 I’m going there. St. Louis: Is calling the team the Rams too soon?\u00a0 Another good jab, Vince.\u00a0 You’re a wrestling guy – you like a good jab!\u00a0 What’s the most famous thing in St. Louis?\u00a0 The arch!\u00a0 Why is there not a St. Louis Arches team?\u00a0 What else….oh yeah, ya know…BEER!\u00a0 The St. Louis Beers would be the most XFL thing ever.\u00a0 Let’s go with it. Tampa Bay:\u00a0 This one is cool!\u00a0 Finally a professional sports team in Tampa!\u00a0 I think they’re playing in Raymond James Stadium!\u00a0 We should call them…the Tampa Bay Buccaneers!\u00a0 Just such a lucky city to finally get a professional sports team.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Washington DC: Vince loves Donald Trump.\u00a0 Is there something there?\u00a0 The DC Toupees?\u00a0 The DC Trumpsters?\u00a0 Tough to incorporate the White House without being totally racist.\u00a0 Could we go full circle and name it after the Native American tribe that originated in the DC area?\u00a0 Or let’s just give politics what they deserve, the Washington DC Scumbags.<\/p>\n\n\n\n That’s it!\u00a0 Take my advice, Vince!\u00a0 Drop down in the comments and let me know what you think the teams should be named and your excitement on the new football league. Vince McMahon (!!!!) is rebooting the XFL – the old glorified football league that did great week 1 and then…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/opinionsanonymous.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/opinionsanonymous.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/opinionsanonymous.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/opinionsanonymous.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/opinionsanonymous.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=774"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/opinionsanonymous.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/opinionsanonymous.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/opinionsanonymous.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/opinionsanonymous.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"Image](\"https:\/\/tshaonline.org\/sites\/default\/files\/images\/handbook\/HH\/houston_oilers_w.moon_.jpg\")
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