Yes, you read that title correctly. My name is Kyle Wallpe, and I got a pedicure, and it was awesome! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fellas, it\u2019s about time we get rid of the stigma that surrounds these \u201cgirly\u201dcosmetic procedures. I bet if you\u2019re reading this you are either: 1. Taking a dump. Or 2. Lounging on the couch. Either way, I want you to do me a favor \u2013take a good look at your feet \u2013 are they a little rough around the edges? Do you have some gunk under your nails? A little toe jam between them? And let me guess, do they smell a little funky? I know this because that\u2019s exactly how my feet were too! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s ok to be a little self-conscious about doing this, I was worried before I went in as well. I mean, no decent guy wants to shove his smelly old feet into the face of some poor unsuspecting woman. I was so nervous about just whipping my feet out in front of a stranger. What if she saw them and just gasped?Or made a weird face? Or threw up? But guess what? She handled it like a pro,because that\u2019s what these people are \u2013 professionals. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

So after I got over my fear and put myself out there, well, mainly just my feet, I put my feet out there. And I gotta tell ya. It was pretty relaxing.You start off by putting your feet in a bath of hot water and some wild orange solution (I assume that\u2019s to get rid of the smell, veteran move on their part).Actually, first off, they have wine at these things! I went at 11am. Did they care? Hell No! They had the wine flowing. Can you really hate anything that encourages you to drink before noon? No. Then, they give your toenails a nice little trim. Nothing wrong with making your toes look presentable. Then they do one of the least \u201cgirly\u201d things ever. They take what is essentially 80 grit sandpaper and just get to smoothing and polishing those rough patches on your heels and toes. Full transparency, I\u2019m quite ticklish, so this entire process I\u2019m trying not to giggle. But, it\u2019s very relaxing and therapeutic. And honestly, my feet were so smooth I thought about putting a nice coat of stain & seal on them! Then after all that, they give you a nice little foot massage. I\u2019m not sure of all the technical names for the lotions and scrubs they use, but my feet looked pretty damn good afterwards, probably the cleanest they have ever been!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So why not guys? I think we should start making this a thing. Need a good place to reconnect with the boys? Drink some booze while getting your feet cleaned. And I would be willing to bet, ladies will probably like that you\u2019re putting a little effort into your hygiene. If you\u2019re talking to a woman and she thinks it\u2019s weird that you got a pedicure that means that you\u2019re just too good for her! You do you, King. Slay. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Don\u2019t be afraid, go try something new, and I bet you\u2019ll enjoy it. Go get one and tell us what you think in the comments.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Also, shout out to my co-worker and friend Jill, for talking me into this. Treat Yo-self.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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