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Time for your weekly roundup of weird news stories. Let’s dive right in!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Runners get married halfway through Detroit marathon<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Normally, I\u2019m all for people doing whatever makes them happy. But these two have taken it too far! I\u2019ve always had a fear that I\u2019ll meet the perfect girl and we\u2019ll start dating only for me to discover that she\u2019s one of those people who runs a 5k on Thanksgiving. I can\u2019t fathom someone coming up with the idea that they should get married IN THE MIDDLE OF A 26.2 MILE RUN! If someone ever asks you to marry them in the middle of a marathon you should run 26.2 miles directly away from them and never talk to them again. But whatever, maybe I\u2019m just lonely and jealous. I hope they get divorced in the middle of a triathlon.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Company targets cold noses with ‘nosewarmers’<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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I\u2019m not gonna lie, when I first saw this I thought that it was just the dumbest thing I\u2019d ever seen (and I live with an IU grad, so I\u2019ve seen a lot of dumb things) But then I spent more than 5 minutes outside in 30 degree weather and now I\u2019m thinking they might not be so bad. It makes sense, we have scarves for our necks, hats for our heads, ear muffs for our ears, but that poor nose is left to just get blasted by cold air. You know what, sign me up, put it on my Christmas list. I want to be the poster boy for nose warmers (please sponsor us @Nose warmers)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Legal marijuana helps Canadian Girl Guide sell cookies<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Genius, simply put, this girl is a genius. She might be my hero! Setting up shop to sell cookies outside of a marijuana store on the FIRST day that Canada has legal weed is a boss move. No big surprise she sold out in only 45 minutes. I\u2019m not going to admit to using drugs here, but I can imagine that after visiting a marijuana store it might put you in the mood to crush a box of Thin Mints, Samoas, and Tagalongs, I assume. The little girl\u2019s father said, <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Divers clear masses of wipes from clogged sewer pumps<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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For those of you who\nhave been fans since the TBPYNH days (RIP) you\u2019ll know that we\u2019ve had some heated\ndebates about whether or not these wipes are flushable. It would seem our\nresident nerd expert and environmentalist \u2013 Andy \u2013 was right after all. Score\none for the nerds today! So seriously, if you\u2019re going to use these things DO\nNOT FLUSH THEM. Or else some poor soul literally has to dive into the sewer to\ngo fish it out. Which begs the question: How does one become a sewer diver? Did\nhe finish last in diving school? Or did someone spot him dumpster diving and\nsay \u201cBuddy, do I have the perfect job for you\u201d Either way, shout out do those\nguys for dealing with this shitty situation.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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