Indiana Is A Boilermaker State

I’ll be upfront , this is absolutely a blog that is dedicated to gloating, bragging, and flexing on iu. But when you’ve won the last 2 football games and the last 4 (FOUR) basketball games I think you’re allowed to do that. And if you’re some whiny little iu fan who wants to talk about your ~BaNnErs~ I got two words for ya –

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Winning is always good, winning against your rival in a convincing fashion is amazing! With the latest victory over iu, Purdue has won 7 of the last 8 against iu in basketball, something neither side of the rivalry has done since iu did it from 1972-76. (Thanks to Gregg Doyle of the Indianapolis Star for the stats). This is going to sound smug, and it should, but I don’t think I remember what it feels like to lose to iu. If i think long and hard about Purdue losing to iu, i don’t feel anything, no emotion, not because I don’t care, but because I honestly don’t remember what it feels like.

Iu likes to do this cute thing where they call Purdue their “little brother” Now I am lucky enough to be the actual little brother in my family and I can tell you one thing. The little brother is ALWAYS mom’s favorite. So uh, sick burn telling me that I’m the favorite. Really cut deep on that one. Like I said, I am the little brother so I can’t speak from experience, but I can’t imagine how absolutely humiliating and embarrassing it would be to have a younger brother that’s more successful than you. So here’s a website if you iu fans need a little help dealing with that. It’s ok, I’m sure Mom will still invite you to Christmas or something.

I also like how iu fans are always like “you guys chant iu sucks at every game and we don’t even think about you” uhhhhhh it shows, keep being the “cool kids who don’t care” I’ll take the wins. We OWN this rivalry because we care more. Fun fact most “cool kids who didn’t care” peaked in high school. Just like your golden boy Romeo Langford. 5 star recruit, 4 points in the game. What a stat line.

Iu likes to call Purdue “little brother” they should be calling us Daddy. Hoosier Daddy? Who’s your Daddy? Purdue is. See you on February 19th for the rematch.

Boiler. The. Fuck. Up.